Went to Wal-Mart today to buy, shall we say, new work supplies (hello Mr. Coffee and hello coffee thermos!). Remember the really old, electronic football games from probably the 80's (or hell, maybe even the 70's) in which the field is basically a bunch of dashes and some of the dashes are you and some are the computer's and the object is to move your dashes downfield by avoiding the other team's dashes? Well, they had it at Wal Mart. And did I buy it? Hell yeah.

Guess what I'm doing all afternoon…..

PS- naturally, the Mr. Coffee Coffee maker, which advertises a super long, super adjustable chord, also comes with a huge knot and so the super-long, super-adjustable chord is neither