In light of the Olsen Twins appearance on "SNL" last night, I pose this question: Will the Mary Kate vs. Ashley debate be the Stones/Beatles of this generation or the Haim/Feldman?

And speaking of "SNL," it occurs to me that the lovely and talented Tina Fey went to a nearby high school around the time I was in High School. We used to play them in sports, in fact, both in football and soccer. Somewhere in some parallel universe, one much more exciting than this one, a young Tina Fey saw me in my fetching maroon band uniform and white q-tip helmet and realized that I was supposed to be the future Mr. Tina Fey.