I signed up to play in a kickball league. Kickball, baby, kickball! Did anyone not love playing kickball as a kid? Doesn't anyone think it's an untapped professional sport that us non-athletically inclined people could do?

I'm a bit worried, though. I just got an e-mail from the Captain of the team. He's already asking about our uniforms and what number we want to put on them. Even worse, he wants to hold a practice this weekend.

Practice? For Kickball?

Dude…..