It should be fairly easy- you call someone and if there not there, you leave a message. Then they call you back. That's how things work. That's how society works. It's in the rule book. If you don't abide by the rules, you have social anarchy. Dogs and cats living together and all that stuff.

So why is it nobody can return a fucking phone call? On a Sunday night even. Nobody goes out on a Sunday.

I know you're there, all of you.