We now interrupt Hooray For Anything for yet another War update:

Hey all you protestors- if you really want to stop the war, stop protesting. Just get yourself a job a neo-conservative think-tank, the military, or the CIA and start leaking stories in the news about what a bad job Bush and Rummy are doing running this thing. Thousands of people in the streets- nothing. One general admitting that the army didn't war game against Iraqi guerilla attacks- panic in the Bush administration and a press suddenly wondering 1-2-3-4 what are we fighting for.

See, I told you protesting doesn't work.