This was my morning. How was yours?

So imagine you get to the point where you think it's time to shake things off. And imagine that you sign up for something that could be cool, but kind of not something you want that out in the public. And imagine you have a cell phone that for whatever reason, occasionally clicks on "driving mode" and becomes a speaker phone. Then imagine that you get a call concerning somewhat embarassing thing while phone is in speaker phone mode, thus letting all your cubicle neighbors know what the kind of embarassing thing is.