One of the great mysteries of the computing world is that the very act of hooking up a printer, inserting all the proper chords, and the very act of hitting print never seems to work the first time. Chances are it won't work the second time either.

Now, you would think that this wouldn't be the case as the very act is one of the most basic functions of the computer world. But, for some unexplainable reason, it is far easier to use a web cam to film pornographic pictures of your neighbors having sex and then posting it on both YouTube and Facebook than it is to print a simple confirmation ticket to a movie.