Okay, so let's get this straight.  Apparently, the big issue in politics right now involves pigs and lipsticks and how a party that has done nothing for women's rights and have spent the better part of two decades railing against political correctness, is screaming sexism left and right because of a comment aimed at a politically inexperienced shrew who seems to be getting more and more popular the less she actually says something substantive.  And naturally, while all this silliness is going on, the press has done what they do and have debated this issue substantively after being told to jump by the usual people.

Also, apparently, this seems to be working.  As is all the blatant lying and slimy tactics by a geriatric dude with a face that keeps on falling off who keeps on blabbering about honor and how he survived as a POW for 5 1/2 years to completely trash the country while running for President.

With all that in mind, I think I have come up with my official Hooray For Anything Policy Plan

-If you are an elderly person living on social security and vote for the old guy mainly because you're scared of a black dude with a funny name, you will lose your social security.  The money will be taken and instead put into the social security trust fund so social security can remain solvent and thus be able to provide for those of us who aren't racist.

-If you are middle class/lower middle class/poor who complains about the loss of high-paying jobs and how all the factories have left yet vote for the old guy because the other guy doesn't like guns, you will have WalMart's put all over your town, thus making sure that the only job you can get is at WalMart. And maybe a Starbucks too.

-If you constantly complain about health care and the lack of it yet vote for the old dude because, gosh, that Palin chick sure is spunky and what a mother!, then, well, I wouldn't wish anything bad to happen to you because the lack of health care sucks.  You will, however, lose priority when it comes to seeing the doctor and will have to wait while all the people who didn't vote for the old dude see the doctor first.

Why?  Because you're voting for the guy who'll do nothing for the things you keep on whining about because you're an idiot.  Because we get the government we deserve and I am forced to live in it.

Sometimes I hate this country.