Dear Republicans, when I hear you start talking about "the criminalization of politics" these days due to the fact all of your leaders are being indicted, all I can say is this: suck on it.

How excited am I about all of this? I'm not paying attention to celebrity gossip anymore. Yeah, I know TomKat is pregnant and Britney's baby photos came out and Paris dumped Paris, but who cares, really? Dick Cheney and Karl Rove are spending all of their waking hours contemplating the possibility of being prison raped. It's a beautiful thing. I mean, if nobody gets indicted or just Scooter does, it's going to be a bit of a bummer. Like a "Phantom Menace" type letdown.

Any day now......