So I hear they're doing a Survivor where each tribe is broken down into ethnic groups. You know, test tube experiment and social commentary on race and all that. Watch to see whether it matters or whether or doesn't and whether we can all get along and all that.

I notice, however, that they're missing one of the most obvious groups to include, that being the Jews. After all, wouldn't it be an interesting way to prove whether or not everyone really does hate the Jews?