Wow, just think. Right now, somebody somewhere is actually watching "Snakes on a Plane."

And thus endeth one of the great pop culture rides ever as we all know this movie is going to suck..

Anyways, so you know, you spend 38 years of your life being pretty much the same thing. Then one day, you wake up and you are suddenly attached to the words "nephew" and "uncle" suddenly attached to your name. It's a little weird. Of course, probably not as weird as being my brother and one day suddenly becoming "dad."

That's gotta be a little stranger.

Off to DC for the weekend as yes, motherfucking Jon on a motherfucking plane tomorrow.