So I've spent a lot of time over the years looking for work. I've also spent a lot of time being rejected while looking for work. And just when I thought I had heard everything in terms of rejections, from the place that kinda sorta wanted to hire me and kinda sorta wanted to give me another change at the end of January, there comes this:

Hi Jon -- Thanks for checking in. Turns out I am leaving Screwy Ad Agency. Back to freelancing for me! Since we did not make a hiring decision while I am still here, I don't think one is going to get made. I think you'll have to consider this opportunity closed. Good luck to you!