So you're Melanie on this season of the Real World. You're kind of too-cool-for-school and kind of bitchy, but still by the far the only likeable one. You're the only one on the show who doesn't come off as wanting to use the show to audition for minor celebrity status. And you have a great rack. You come home really drunk one night and get cornered by your roomates and told how much you suck.

Is that really a bad thing? Shouldn't it be considered a compliment? Wouldn't being the one on the Real World who everyone hates primarily because you don't play along with all the stupid Real World games be a good thing? Is being called a bitch by the fake-breasted wannabe ho with major daddy issues and a future posing in Playboy so bad? Or the alcoholic who was arrested for defecating in someone else's dorm room?

And one more random pop culture thought- the rumour flying around the internets is that Jessica Simpson hooked up with Johnny Knoxville. But that's not the interesting part. The interesting part is that the rumour has it that he introduced her to whacky world of rimming. How did that rumour get started? How do people know? Was Jessica like all "I got my salad tossed" to her girlfriends who were all "Jessica got rimmed" to their girlfriends and so and so forth? Or did Johnny send an e-mail that was all "guess what I did dawg? I hit it with Jessica and did some ass-licking" and the e-mail got sent around the office so that everyone saw it? How would you feel if you opened up the papers and saw that all over the place? Well, if you're Johnny, you're stoked.

But still.