Hey, it looks like my idea of letting the South do what they want is really working. You want a generation of dumbshits, you got a generation of dumbshits. For instance, there's this:

Capitol bill aims to control ‘leftist’ profs:
THE LAW COULD LET STUDENTS SUE FOR UNTOLERATED BELIEFS.

TALLAHASSEE — Republicans on the House Choice and Innovation Committee voted along party lines Tuesday to pass a bill that aims to stamp out “leftist totalitarianism” by “dictator professors” in the classrooms of Florida’s universities.

In short, teach Evolution, go to jail

And then there's this:

Some IMAX theaters not screening volcanoes flick

CHARLESTON, S.C. (AP) -- The IMAX theater in Charleston and several others in the South have passed on showing a science film on volcanoes because of concerns it might offend those with fundamental religious beliefs.

And remember, leave no child behind!