Turns out that Mr. Schialvo has been co-habitating with someone else this whole time and even has kids with them. This, I guess, is considered bad because all the Wing-nuts are calling him a bigamist and a bad husband. As if Rick Santorum would stick with his wife if she was a vegetard the whole time. It does give him kind of a creepy Claus Von Bulow vibe to him, however.

I made the mistake of watching the cable news channels tonight and was midly suprised to find all the blowhard types in full hyper-ventilation mode, aghast and appalled that anyone would even consider pulling the plug on Terry despite the fact I've had canned corn more alive than her.

Just building that bridge to the 18th century....