You know how they do all these stories about the impact of the Superbowl and how many toilets are flushed or how many buffallo wings are eaten? And you know how they do stories on how many hours of work is lost by people doing the NCAA Tourney pool or talking about the Superbowl? They need to do a study on just how many work hours are lost the day after the Superbowl. Because I don't know about you, but today was a lost day if ever there was. And I know I wasn't the only one.

It's not just the beer. It's not just the pizza and the junk food. Or the five hours or so of TV watching. It's all of them. Combined. I feel like I've been on a week-long bender and I didn't drink that much.

Ugh.

Speaking of junk food, it looks like Dorito's has some new "natural" and "healthy" Doritos now. The chips are natural and not chemical laden and the schmutzy covering that goes on the Doritos that adds the yum are now natural and not chemical laden.

This could possibly be the worst thing to happen. Because now that Doritos are ostensibly "natural" and "healty," they eliminate that one thing keeping some of us from Doritos, which has long been your humble narrarators crack. And yeah, even now it's still not that healthy, but the rationalization is easier than ever.