So today at work, this guy walked in at the same time I did. Now this guy is a talker, one of those guys who likes to chat away while at the urinals. But today, he went not to the urinal but to the stall and started doing that business one does when one goes to a stall. The thing was, he did it while also simultaneously having a conversation with me. Now I'm not a talker when it comes to the bathroom. I'm one of those "get in, do your business, and get out" types. But a chat is okay. But not while someone is taking a shit. Among other things, do you have to sit there the entire time carrying on the conversation? How do you end it? And when does his business on a toilet, one tends to make noise so for all intents and purposes, you're conversing with somebody who is farting merilly as he goes.

And the thing is he did it twice today.