So thanks to my purchasing all those "Left Behind" books, Amazon keeps on sending me recommendations for all these Christian books. Like "How to Surive the Rapture." Or "Jesus: Will He Return Tomorrow or in a Week." So now I'm a little worried that Amazon has me pegged as some sort of Jesus freak. So, what should I do? Maybe order that Christopher Hitchin's book about how God is bad? Or maybe the "Golden Compass" which apparently has as it's denoument God being killed?

As those deal with religion, maybe they won't work as they all deal with God in one way or the other. So, maybe I should order some book with lots and lots of sex. Maybe that'll confuse them?