Maybe I'll add this as a regular feature...The Dumb-Ass MSN.com Story of the Week.

See, if you have Hotmail, you get all of these links to "stories" that are supposed to reel you in, slobbering at their excitement. All just another ploy by Bill Gates (who IS evil) to make sure Microsoft runs every aspect of you life.

Anyways, today's exciting story is this- Why are movie titles long?

Just out of curiosity, though, what did happen with those WMD in Iraq? Have we found them yet?