Apparently, here are some things that aren't Kosher for Passover:

Cheeseballs
Pez
Vodka
Cat food
Mystik Fruit juice
Bugles

This holiday would be so much easier if it wasn't for the whole suffering through the desert thing with nothing to eat. You'd figure too, after forty years in the desert, that they'd at least have run into a convienance store. It is the Middle East fer chrissakes...

Also tried to tell Baby-Sis that Pez was actually invented by the Egyptians. She didn't quite believe that they found a solid-gold Garfield dispenser buried in the tomb of the mighty Pharoah Haffenpepper. Oh well.