After months of putzing around, I finally got around to getting myself a massage. Let’s just say there’s nothing more disappointing than a bad massage. For whatever reason, I’ve been all stressed out lately, thus no sleeping. So what I needed more than anything was for the masseuse to go in there, get with the "power of Shiva compels you," and kick the crap out whatever stress is running around my body. Didn’t happen. For whatever reason, the masseuse took it away on me. It was more like she just invited my stress out for lunch and politely asked it to leave. I was able to get a nap out of it, but right now I just feel all oily and kind of wishing I had that $80 back.