Yeah, I know, stay away from politics. But then I read this:

" Washington -- A military inquiry has found that U.S. guards or interrogators at the Guantanamo Bay detention center in Cuba kicked, stepped on and splashed urine on the Quran, in some cases intentionally and in others accidentally, the Pentagon said Friday.

The splashing of urine was among the cases described as inadvertent and was said to have occurred when a guard urinated near an air vent and the wind blew his urine through the vent into a detainee's cell.

Give me a frickin' break. Seriously.

And you know what we have here? That is one magic piss.