You know how they always come out with these dumb studies about wasted work time. Like "we lose on the average 8,345 hours a day due to people checking e-mail?" Or "people talking about 'Everybody Loves Raymond' the morning after the show causes an average of five minutes of lost productivity a day?"

I wonder what the study would say about lost productivity due to today's big story:Cheerleaders Arrested After Allegedy Having Sex in Stall