Totally Random, Completely Totally Awful Song that Was Stuck in My Head Today:

Color Me Bad's "I Wanna Sex You Up" (thanks shuttle driver). I-yuck. Add in mental images of Donna Martin and David Silver dancing along to that song, double I-yick (by the way, I've been noticing in blog-land that when some dumb-ass actress gets a really bad boob job, the kind of boob job where the boobs go to the sides leaving a big, huge canyon in front, it's called either "the Tori Spelling" or "Getting a Tori Spelling").