An oldie but goodie-

I wonder where they put Dick Cheney when he goes "under seclusion" during terrorist threats. I'm guessing they got him in some secure bunker somewhere, surrounded by guards deep underneath the Virginia countryside. But maybe they've gotten clever and put him someplace nobody would expect him to be. Like a Motel 6 in Fargo North Dakota. Or think about it for a second. Where would the last place you'd expect him to be? Yep, Berkely California. I'm thinking everytime they go into hide Cheney mode, they house him up in some fake, government sponsored co-op in Berkeley. Nobody would ever find him there.