Yesterday I went to the yummy Chinese restaurant across the corner from me and got a fortune cookie only to discover that there was no fortune in the fortune cookie. In terms of fortunes, what does that mean? Does that mean I will have no fortune? Will nothing ever happen to me ever again?

Also yesterday I noticed why those electric trolley cars always look so dorky-- it's because it lets everyone who sees the trolley into a little private moment in which you're partying. Partying, of course, is kind of a private moment in that for the most part, it's with people you know and the tens or hundreds or people at the same place as you. But when you're in the trolley, everyone can see both how well the party is going and how well the partying is going. So, like yesterday, when I saw one of those trolley's go past, one I'm guessing for a wedding considering everyone was all dolled up in tuxes and bridesmaid dresses, I couldn't but help notice what a lame party it was because nobody was doing anything except stare glumly off the sides of the trolley. Well, except for the one girl in the middle of the trolley doing her best to party it up by dancing along to the music while holding a champagne party. She was the only one who wasn't basically sitting there and staring glumly out the side of the trolley. So, in other words, in just passing the trolley, everyone can pretty much see what a lame, dead party is going on. And everyone can see how dorky that girl is for being the only partying in a party full of non-partying. Or maybe she wasn't the dorky one. Or, whatever, nevermind.