Apparently, one of my dreams has come true and my visage was projected high and wide on a billboard in Times Square recently. Which I thought was pretty damn cool even if nobody else seems all that impressed. Guess being put on a billboard in Times Square is something that happens to pretty much everyone.

Anyways, I can know cross that off my list of things to do in my life. Next up: being fed grapes by Lucy Pinder while sailing in my own private catamaran in the Aegean.

I am not holding my breath.