This is just so typical. Gwyneth does "The Royal Tannenbaums" starring the Wilson Brothers. Owen is the very funny, very talented (he helped write the movie) and goofy looking one. Luke is the not very funny, not very talented, but very good-looking one. Gwyneth, of course, winds up dating Luke.

Which makes me wonder about dating in Celebrity-land. One of the big issues whenever you date someone, of course, is their past history. Ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, lovers all that kind of stuff. If you're a Gwyneth-sized celebrity, everybody knows. It's not like Luke has to ask many questions about Gwyneth's past relationships because we all know about her past relationships. And if he didn't know certain things, all he'd have to do is go to NationalEnquirer.com and just do a search. In a way, that might make things easier because you can kind of skip over that whole issue. It also makes it easier because you already know that say Courtney Love or Winona Ryder are major skank-ho's.

And I just thought up a skit that "SNL" has to write. Or maybe I should write it. Either way, just imagine a spoof of MTV's Cribs except it's W. showing the White House. Wouldn't that be funny? Just imagine all the hilarity when he shows the master bedroom and says "and this is where the magic happens." Of course, if Bill were still president, he'd be able to walk around and say "this is where the magic happens. And here too. And it also happened here….and there."

Well, I think it's funny.