Umm, sorry. No "SF Bay Guardian Bonehead Column of the Week" this week as they didn't really have any annoying article. Plus, I've been too preoccupied with Real World Marathons to do anything else, including posting here (for the four people who actually read it).

I did figure out how "Survivor" could increase they're ratings (and believe it or not, I've never actually watched it). Every season's been in a hot weather environment. They should shake things up and go to a cold climate. Like the North Pole or Antartica. I know, this means that they won't be able to feature one of the main things that draws people in- hot chicks in bikinis, but there's something there to colder climates that they don't have in warmer one's. Think Donner Party. Think that movie "Alive." They should just throw the two tribes somewhere where it's really cold, make them fend for themselves and run out of food. Instead of being voted off the island, they'd just vote for whoever they'd want to eat.

Just think of the ratings.