I don't think anyone who reads this runs a company, but if you do, just a word of advice:

If the company's sales are down- way down- and every department is scrambling to cut money and there's a bunch of contractor's who've been promised to be allowed to go full-time but haven't because there's supposedly no money and a bunch of people who've been laid off too many times are starting to get that "uh oh" look in their eyes- don't show up to work and park three of your Lamborghini Murcialagi's in front of the office.

Because we all know that when it comes down to it, if the CEO is presented a choice between giving contractor's benefits and selling off a $100,000 car, the CEO ain't gonna go for dental plans

(Lisa needs braces).