It's the usual story.....
Boy goes out on date with Girl. Boy is typical nice guy
Girl is really cool. Has done a lot of amazing things in her life. Is Jewish
And Girl is really hot
Girl subtly admits lesbian phase
Boy is okay with it. Thinks it's cool. Makes her that much hotter.
Girl flirts with Boy
Girl keeps making body contact with Boy and talks about doing things in the future with Boy
At end of date, Girl plays with Boy's jacket and gives Boy good night kiss. Says she had great time and wants to go out again for a romantic dinner
Boy goes woo-hoo! and has happy thoughts
Boy in love
Boy starts planning next date
Girl starts playing games. Starts being aloof
Boy keeps trying
Girl stops responding to e-mails
Boy sends heart-felt e-mail. Tells her he wants to know what's up and what's with the games. Boy kind of pissed
Girl responds, tells Boy blah-blah-blah, father in town, busy.
Then Girl explains that she's still in lesbian phase, still plays for both teams.
Girl thought Boy played for both teams. Dug him that way.
Girl realizes Boy plays for one team. Doesn't like boy that way, wants to be friends.
Or something like that
Boy is gobsmacked. Had thought he had heard everything. Kind of liked Girl.
Boy reels from the rare double back-handed compliment (two handed backward compliment?) and wonders if he just got the craziest rejection in the history of dating.
Boy wonders what he did in past life to have stuff like that happen to him
Get Me a Bucket
15 years ago
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