My regular e-mail account is on Hotmail. Hotmail is, of course, owned by Microsoft (aka Great Satan) and has it as part of their "MSN Network." Whatever that is. As a result, whenever you log into Hotmail, you first get a page that lists a whole bunch of articles that are of supposed interest and will get you to log onto other sites in the "MSN Network." At the top of it, there's usually a major headline, followed by several other stories.

The big hook today is this- "Sexy & smart? Match wits with Mariah Carey!"

Do I even have to make a joke here or is the joke so self-evident that I don't need to make one?