Dear Interviewers,

If you haven't read my resume before I go in there for an interview, could you at least pretend you did? Asking if I have experience doing a certain thing when it's pretty much line 1 of my resume or saying "Oh good" when I mention something that is an entire section of my resume doesn't really cut it. I know, I know, resumes don't really mean anything and that any sort of hiring decision comes down to personality, chemistry, being a "good fit", blah, blah, blahcakes, but still, it would be nice to know that my resume means something. I did spend a lot of time on it. it's got bullet points and a nice design. Plus, it would be nice to know that you, how shall I say it, actually care.