So, according to Liquid Generation, If I were a Movie Villian, I'd be:



Great, I'm even bumbling on some stupid internet quiz.

But, if I were a John Hughes Movie Character, I'd be-



Considering all the Anthony Michael Hall options, I'd say that's not so bad.

And, finally, if I were a Tennis Hottie, I'd be-


Although, to paraphrase Steve Martin, If I were Anna Kournikova, I'd never leave the house.