I guess by now the time everybody's reading this, John Kerry has picked his Vice-President. Maybe that'll mean the press will actually start covering what he says as opposed to speculating out of their asses about stuff they had no idea about. First of all, please let it not be Gephardt. Second of all, even though I know he's going to make the announcement, wouldn't it be funny if he got up on that podium and with the entire political press corp baiting their breath to see who he announces, he says "psyche!" or tells everyone that his big announcement is that he thinks Nomar should be traded? Maybe have Ashton Kutcher come out and tell everyone they've been "Punk'd." Or maybe he'll go up there and pull a "Tootsie" and tell everyone he's really a woman. I love too how the press is saying how important it is to have a Vice President with experience because 9/11 showed the importance of one because of how the President was "unable to communicate" with Washington to take command that fateful morning. Which we all know now was merely because he was too busy reading "Happy Little Goat." As for who I want to be VP? Whatever. He could nominate Paris Hilton and I'd still vote for him.