This Kabbalah Kraze is getting out of hand. Recent purported converts are that guy who plays Fez on "That '70's Show" and current girlfriend, nipple bearing, ex-jailbait hottie Lindsey Lohan. Yes, it's even truer than it's ever been- we Jews are hot.

As a member of the Tribe, I welcome the sudden trendiness of going Jewish. After all, the numbers of the Tribe are rapidly decreasing due to intermarriage, an annoying habit of getting massacred, and a commendable belief in minding one's own business and, unlike certain religions I could mention, not trying to convert anyone. Which doesn't necessarily mean that we don't like to convert, we just don't actively go out of our way to do it (who needs to, we're chosen!). Still, as the numbers of Jews who for whatever reason have given up the faith are increasing, it's nice to get some back as it were.

Now we here at Hooray for Anything do love our Jewish women and find a lot of them pretty damn hot. However, now that the ranks of Jewish women are being filled with hot female celebrities, we think it's time to start attending Jewish Singles Events again.

And between the guy who plays Fez and his Ashtonness, that's two members of the cast of "the 70's Show" who have now gone Jewish. Oh please, can Laura Prepon be next?