I just went to the new French café across the street from my apartment and was shocked to find that the kind of cute hipster chick working behind the counter did NOT have a tattoo on her lower back. In fact, unless I'm mistaken, I did not see one single tattoo on her!

Standards, people standards! What is happening to this City by the Bay if the hipster women in café's no longer have tattoos on them? What are we becoming? Omaha?