I think, after all these years, I finally know what I want to do with myself. I want to be one of those people who constantly appear on one of those Entertainment type shows (like "Entertainment Tonight" or "Access Hollywood!" or anything on the E! Channel) and with all the authority and confidence of say, Henry Kissinger discussing foreign policy, informs people about every single detail of Jen and Ben's life or Jen and Brad's life. As if they not only know every little detail but have spent countless amounts of hours investigating and researching such things.

Yesiree, that's what I want to do. Because it's the important things in life that count.