I was at the store today and saw a headline on one of the tabloids about the recent death of Bernie Mac. The headline, if I remember correctly, read "Bernie Mac's Brave Last Days." Now I have no idea how brave Bernie Mac was but whenever somebody is either in serious condition or dead, you always hear that they are handling/did handle things with bravery. So, just once, I'd like to see a headline along the lines of "Celebrity X Faced Death Like a Whiny Bitch."