So, yep, it's Christmas. And what did this lonely Jew doing at Christmas? Nothing. Didn't even get out of bed til 12:30 or so. It's not my fault, really, I swear. I may be lazy, but not that lazy.

I woke up at 9, turned on the TV for a second and caught Fellowship of the Ring on cable. That was over at 11, but Oceans 11 just started and as I caught the second half the other night, I might as well watch the beginning part since that's the best part. At 12, I thought about getting out of bed, but flipped through the channels one last time, only to catch Luca Brazzi swimming with the fishes for the umpteenth showing of The Godfather on the Bravo Channel.

Now, considering nothing's open, there's nobody around, there's nothing to do and my apartment is just the perfect chilly temperature to make lying in bed that much more attractive, what else was I supposed to do?

You come up with a reason why I should have gotten up?

Did finally make it out the house at 1 or so for some coffee.

At least I'm not going on Google and searching for kiddy porn like some of you people are….