There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the Geeks,
For the battle lines are drawing
Between Star Wars and the Ring Three.

Or, as someone at work put it: "fuckin' Han Solo, Dude!"

PS- I'M SEEING THE MOVIE IN TWO DAYS AND I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE LIKE SO GOOD AND I'VE TALKED TO PEOPLE WHO'VE SEEN IT AND THEY SAY IT ROCKS AND THAT THE FINAL BATTLE SCENE IS AN HOUR LONG AND HOW CAN AN HOUR LONG BATTLE SCENE INVOLVING HUMANS AND ORCS BY ANYTHING BUT OFF THE HOOK AND GOLLUM IS SUPPOSED TO BE INCREDIBLE AND I GET GOOSEBUMPS JUST SEEING THE COMMERCIALS ON TV AND.....

can you tell I'm really excited about seeing the movie?