I bring you back to the earlier posting, the one about our Department of Justice hiring people to basically do nothing but surf porn all day. As interesting as the story is, it still doesn't get to the heart of the matter. To whit, how does one get the job and what do they do all do?

Who is hired to surf porn? It being John Ashcroft's baby, I'm guessing it's Born Again types. You wouldn’t want to hire somebody who gets off on it and as we all know, those who love Jay-sus never, ever, get off on porn. But would that make sense to have them doing the surfing? Wouldn't you want somebody who actually knows how to surf for it? I mean, if you're going to hire somebody to surf, say, Arabic newspapers to discern what's going on in the Arabic world, wouldn't you want somebody who knows there way around the Arabic World? What would happen if the task for the day was to surf for facial shots? Would a Born Again type even know what a facial shot is? And if so, does this mean that the DOJ is then hiring a bunch of people who are porn-surfing-addicts? And how does one put that one their resume?

And do they just go in, surf and see what comes up or is there assigned tasks for the week? Like one week it's "amateur anal" and the next week it's "big busty blondes?" And who makes the call? Ashcroft? Does each "agent" have a speciality? Like one is The Special Agent on Bestiality and another is the Special Agent for Lesbian Hard-Core? Who surfs the gay porn? Ashcroft? Do they get corporate cards so they can log into every porn site to actually check the porn? And do they have POP-Up protectors to make sure they don't spend all their time clicking off POP-Up ads? How do they know the agent's not actually surfing for porn? Most companies have Porn firewalls to keep their employees from checking out porn, but if your job is to check out porn there's no Porn firewalls so how would they know that the Bestiality Guy wants to check out Hot Coed's?

Can anyone fill me in on this?