Wednesday, April 28, 2004

I'm sure you've heard about this quote as it's pretty crazy. Then again, maybe you haven't because while it's been all around the whacky world of liberal blogs, MSFOXNN hasn't really talked about it. Much much too busy trying to get to the bottom of whether or not John Kerry threw ribbons or medals over that fence way back in 1971. And, of course, whether or not his injuries in the Vietnam war were macho enough. Oh wait, the Daily Show did cover it. Thank God for the Daily Show

So, anyways, here's the quote, courtesy of White House Flak, Karen Hughes on abortion:

"I think after September 11, the American people are valuing life more and realizing that we need policies to value the dignity and worth of every life. And I think those are the kind of policies that the American people can support, particularly at a time when we're facing an enemy, and really the fundamental difference between us and the terror network we fight is that we value every life."

Right, because if we don't let Religious Fundamentalists make our social policies, than the Islamic Fascists will have won.

In my reality, this becomes a big story. The White House is flummoxed and Karen Hughes embarrassed. Alan Colmes gets a backbone on this and shuts Hannity up. And every woman and youth gets a clue and realizes what's really going on and overwhelmingly votes to get rid of Smirkboy. Even if Kerry is a douchebag.

Oh yeah, and in this reality, Wolf Blitzer uses his fucking brain and puts the bitch-slap on Karen Hughes for saying that on his program. Which, of course, he didn't because he's lame.

Seriously, we have about eight more months of this to look forward to.

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