One of the new guys who moved into my apartment complex subscribes to ESPN the Magazine. You know how I know? Because it's been sitting in the front hallway for the past six days, unclaimed, unchained, and unloved. It's the baseball issue too.

So here's the question- what's the correct amount of time to wait on an unclaimed magazine before swiping it? Two days? Three days? Four?

Maybe I should just swipe it for the night and return it the next day. He'll be none the wiser. I just gotta make sure I don't use it for bathroom material.