Saturday, April 30, 2005

About Last Night

I'd like to thank the guys doing construction on the store next door for starting work at around 8 this morning. And not just for all the hammering noise and the knockings down noise or the moving things around noise, but for causing all my neighbors who were also awaken by all the noise to all crank their steros at once to dry and drown out the construction noise.

So last night I took a cab ride with a cab driver who possibly had the worst case of B.O. We're talking homeless guy B.O. He was Sikh so I don't know whether or not it's a cultural thing, but man, oh man, did that guy smell. He had all the windows up during the ride too which made me think even he knew he reaked.

And speaking of last night, one of the woman I was with got into a conversation with some guy who it turns out was 25 and had a two year old kid. Which didn't stop him from laying down the heavy cheese in scamming on her. And you know what word best describes a twenty-five year old with a two year old kid scamming on someone at a cheesy bar? Yep, it's so Federline.

One more note, one of those eternal mysteries is why when women wear some dress that bascially puts their breasts out on display for all the bar to see, they get all huffy when guys leer or make comments about it? What do they expect will happen? Of course, said girl also got what she wanted in that it looked like she was about to hook up with Federline guy, but on the other hand, she was about to hook up with Federline guy. Isn't that all you need to know about what happens when you take the twins out like that?

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