I was with friends driving around SF when we pulled behind this guy in a maroon, convertible muscle car. And not only was it a maroon, convertible muscle car, but the guy had zebra-skinned patterened seat covers. When I saw him, I realized what he was- he was just so Federline.

It being one of my goals to introduce a word into the blogosphere, that is going to be my new word- Federline. As in that guy was so white trash, he's Federline.

Or, I guess you could say, Spederline. It's up to you.