You know what says hip and now? 78 year old men being elected heads of church. You know what says even hipper? The name Benedict XVI.

Yeah, I know John Paul ain't that hip, but it ain't that bad. It's not only two of the Beatles, but the main two. Not to mention Zep's bassist. So, I guess what I'm saying is that if you're going to try and hip up the pope, go with something like George Ringo. Or J-Pope. Or Justin Joseph. You know, hippify the dude.