Why oh why do people still persist in wearing Mullets?

Okay, I guess it's excusable if they're a NASCAR fan (and I'm not even gonna go into the whole "neo-hipster Mullet"), but still . But today I saw a perfectly normal person wearing one. Since he walked into the Levi's Building and came complete with expansive belly, beard and short-sleeved buttown-down shirt, I'm guessing he's a Software Engineer or Programmer at Levi's. In other words, not somebody who would be rocking Mullet. Yet he was. And not just any Mullet, but the Grecian Mullet- permed out and curly, like in all those sculptures and frescoes of nubile young Greek boys prancing around, about to work it with Socrates.

Dude, what the hell are you thinking? Did you lose a bet? Do you have friends and if so why don't they say something? Have you given up completely the idea of ever having sex again?