So my printer is down. I don't know what's up, other than it doesn't print anything and it's still kind of new and I actually need it right now. I hate when something goes wrong with your computer when you're at home. Not only is there now IT support you can bug, but you can't ask all the computer savvier people what's up with your computer. Instead, it's just you, the thing that's screwing up, an instructional manual, and, if you're lucky, a 1-800 number.

God damnit.