Well, well, well, my favorite Conservative Republican prude, Bill Bennett, just got outed for having a big-ass gambling problem. Quelle suprise- some uptight, priggish, blue-nose who built a career out of castigating the immorality and the going-to-hell-in-a-handbasketness of everyone else isn't quite so upstanding as he pretends.

I wrote this a long time ago, but I guess it's apt to post it now- my salute to Bill Bennett, a true American Hero. Of course, nobody except me and a few other wonkish types know who he is, but what the hell.